Warning...
The following is not an EMO post..
I swear..
but.. as i went for the NS medical checkup.. i realised..
I'm obese!! =*(
wahahaha.. i've been slacking wayyy too much liao!! gosh.. drama/CO/Studies/dota has mixed together a terrifying recipe for... blob-likeness... Eeee.. i dunwan...must work out liao.. i'm going to go swimming as often as my swimming wear allows me to these next few days.. and perhaps drop by the gym occasionally.. hees xP
Btw, the NS medical checkup was hilarity.. at the 1st station, they'd simply say.. "take 1 bottle, 1 stick.. instructions are inside the toilet".. honestly, i found it funny how they kept saying it, while trying to avoid certain phrases xP and how petrified they were when they said "ok, stand over there and show me the stick.. yes.. over There!! further.. ok, Throw.. Throw!!"
thats sick man.. i still wonder what they were testing for =P
another station worth noting is the dentist.. he's just a guy who's full of crap.. xP haha.. i was overhearing some other guys at a different station after that while they were waiting for the computer test.. it was like.. "Wa kao.. that lamer, he everytime say the same thing one lor.. like, his jokes not funny anymore xP.. my fren who came last month told me already liao.."
u wonder what he said right? basically.. after saying hi to u, he'd ask u this question.. "Do u prefer English, or Chinese?"
me being terrible at chinese, would simply pick english.. although i overheard the chinese option would only change his commands for you to "Qi Lai" stand up, or "Zhuo Xia" sit down.. hee..
so whats so funny bout him? it's his explaination of how tooth decay occurs.. "Hey boy, do you know how tooth decay happens? ok, if you don't take care of your teeth.. the evil tooth devil will come after them.. and how does he cause tooth decay? na, i show you *takes out paper and doodles 2 teeth and a devil shooting lightning* there.. and thats not all.. after the tooth devil does lightning on a tooth.. the teeth beside it will have a sweat drop see? *adds sweatdrop to the tooth beside the one with tooth decay* and that is the story of how tooth decay happens.. do you have any siblings at home? ahh.. go tell this story to them k?"
Waa.. he so full of crap la! and guess what's his line right after that?
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"actually i'm not a real dentist.. i'm just here to pretend to do this job"
Like sure dude.. wateva man xD
urgh.. they had lotsa other tiring tests too.. like the computer test.. sheesh.. that was a nightmare.. it was like.. test after test after test after test after test, after TEst!! gosh, u get the idea.. it was like a relieve to finally see it all come to an end xP hee.. their questions are quite challenging too.. on a whole that is.. hee..
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gosh.. now i know why it may be better to blog consistantly? =P i have like a whole bunch of stuff to blog, cept it seems maybe this entry is getting kinda long xP too bad.. i'm sorry to whoever may be reading this!!
anyways.. i pop-ed by Kas's chalet a couple of days ago.. was plain u could say.. but cuz *ahem*i*ahem* was there, things started to liven up a bit ;) hee.. We played Indian poker, and whoever lost had to do this truth or dare thing.. gosh.. i lost on the 1st round la.. and was dared to go up to the neighbours in the chalet, introduce myself.. and be friendly to them xD but i guess that dare kinda back fired on Kas.. i was friendly, saying hi and all... and they were friendly back!! so i asked them for a favour.. To sing Kas a B'dae song xP haha.. the amazing thing is they were really ON la!! xP so they went.. Happy B'dae 2u, happy b'dae 2u.. happy b'dae to whoever u are.. happy b'dae 2u!!
and guess what.. just when it ended.. some guys came out of their house with water bombs.. and thankfully.. they were all aimed at Kas and not me!! xD wahahhaa... HILarIty!!
a cute time was when ShengYi, that shy-ish girl had to stand on top of a table and shout.. "I love mr.ang from Yj!" ... hees... just thinking abt it makes me giggle.. Ben had to pluck a leaf.. and go propose to a girl from the earlier group (kas got wet again right after that.. and started cursing me.. hees) and Oh!! Sextus got thrown into the ice freezer and we took a pic... and in another 2 dares, i had to go down the stairs using my bum... and then go outside and do the Hard Gay Pose xP lol... i wonder why they like seeing me do that..
but Kas has gotta thank me.. i heard that when those guys from various JCs/Polys left, they said Happy B'dae to Kas again xD i'm so sociable right? teehee..
well.. i wish i found some closer frens sooner.. perhaps living my life wouldn't have been so *Bleah* as it was some time back.. i just realised how clueless i've been about relationships.. i guess i'd always will..
I'm still searching for my Unfound princess...
still waiting for you to find me..
I wonder.. do ppl normally say yes to casual relationships? =S